I For One Welcome Our New Monkey Overlords...

I was shocked and dismayed to read this today. So I guess that's it, we had a good run. The human race has lost its spot at the top of the food chain. The monkeys are using their newly developed mind powers to turn our machinery against us. 

They've already formed a formidable alliance with the robots. Psychic monkeys and super-strong robots... I don't know bout you, but I'm headed for the basement with my shotgun. isn't this how Planet of the Apes happened? Scientists, stop your meddling! It's a mad house! A MAAAAD HOOOUUSSE!!

Is Nothing Sacred??

We all have personal moments; these days, is a little privacy too much to ask? Link. Besides, can you honestly blame the seal? That penguin was clearly askin' for it. Anyone would have done the same thing. And for all we know, they may both have been consenting participants... All I'm saying is let's not judge the seal until all the evidence is in. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to watch my DVD of Happy Feet in a darkened room.