Evil Atheist Conspiracy Strikes Again

Those insane and malignant creationism-denialism-ists have been at it again, brazenly sneaking their Supreme Heathen Commander into a private screening of the most anticipated motion-picture event this side of the rapture. Not Transformers 2 (though I've already booked tickets for that), but GOD's own feature film on how he designed all the birdies and the fishes and the plants and so on, 

Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed. (Any irony contained in said title being completely accidental, of course.)

Read about the whole sorry incident here. And pray for their immortal souls (which will doubtless burn in the eternal lake of fire). And then go here for the first reviews of the movie. Haven't read them yet, but I'm sure they're glowing.

Yes, they still Blog for Brownback

Sam Brownback, former Methodist, former evangelical and current Catholic with links to Opus Dei, is more than just an ultra-conservative, god-bothering, failed US presidential candidate (R - Kansas). At least, so think the contributors to Blogs for Brownback. 

They apparently believe he still has a shot at the Oval Office next time round, and are spending their time till then writing posts with titles such as "Barack Obama is a Homosexual Crackhead" and "Women's Suffrage: An Idea Whose Time is Gone".

I know what you're thinking; it's all a gag, nobody can spout such utter shite and keep a straight face. Think again. These are Americans, remember. Check this for balls-out religionist ignorance! Pointed out by friend-of-the-blog Cathal (surname withheld on friend's request), this may well be a piss-take, as the blog could easily have been "infiltrated by liberal heathen types", but many of the comments seem worryingly sincere. And as for the liberal comment-leavers, why bother??