Showing posts with label atheism. Show all posts
Showing posts with label atheism. Show all posts

04 April, 2008

Evil Atheist Conspiracy Strikes Again

Those insane and malignant creationism-denialism-ists have been at it again, brazenly sneaking their Supreme Heathen Commander into a private screening of the most anticipated motion-picture event this side of the rapture. Not Transformers 2 (though I've already booked tickets for that), but GOD's own feature film on how he designed all the birdies and the fishes and the plants and so on, 
ExpelledNo Intelligence Allowed. (Any irony contained in said title being completely accidental, of course.)
Read about the whole sorry incident here. And pray for their immortal souls (which will doubtless burn in the eternal lake of fire). And then go here for the first reviews of the movie. Haven't read them yet, but I'm sure they're glowing.

21 February, 2008

Believe it or not, I was in a church today...


... and this is what I saw. Look closely, as most of the people I was with didn't see it at first.

Yes, this word collage espouses that most revered religious figure, the Carpet-eater of Nazareth. And yay, he rode into Des Kelly's on a donkey and there was much wailing and gnashing of teeth... I like to think that a closet atheist wrote this. Go Team Heathen!! 

I especially like it since all the other contributions were either trite self-help platitudes like "Believe in yourself (and Jesus)" or homely old school fire-and-brimstone sentiments like "Fear of the Lord is the beginnings of wisdom". 

Also, kudos for the Yoda-esque grammar. Oooohh, joiners he requires, heh heh heh heh heh!

08 February, 2008

Why I (almost) heart Bill Maher too

The always funny Mr. Graham Linehan today posted this on his blog, and I feel that I have to agree with him. Mostly. Well, thing is, I've always liked Real Time (though it has suffered from the lack of writers and some of the better guests apparently refusing to cross picket lines), and in general terms I tend to be in agreement with Bill on most things. I'm thinking here primarily of his views on religion and Bush being a moron.

But then you have his thing with animal rights. Don't get me wrong, I'm completely against needless suffering no matter what species you are. But getting into bed with PETA is a mistake. I think that if most animal-lovers who donate cash to PETA knew that there core ideology embraced the banning of animal food products, of pet ownership, and of essential animal medical trials (not to mention having links to the no-shit animal rights equivalent of Al Qaeda), then they may reconsider. Check this out:


That aside, you also have Bill cosying up to creationist Ron Paul (although to be fair, he may not have known he was that crazy). And the bit where he wished Dick Cheney dead...


...And the earlier bit where he said the 911 hijackers were brave to have killed themselves in the process of committing mass murder (footage not found). But apart from that, he's a pretty cool guy. And I'm not being snide, I do think he's a cool guy.

UPDATE: Anonymous (if that is his/her real name) has pointed out in the comments section that I wasn't fully clear in my remarks regarding the 9/11 thing above. To clarify, I acknowledge that Bill was responding to the various pundits who had unanimously labeled the hijackers as cowards. Maher said, on his show Politically Incorrect if memory serves, that it was ridiculous to say these jihadists were cowards as they had made the decision to kill themselves in defense of their principles, and such a decision obviously takes courage.
Now this is an example of left-wing reactionism. I consider myself to be a liberal, but you have to keep yourself grounded in reality. The attacks of 9/11 were cowardly. If Al Qaeda had a problem with American military presence in their holy lands, why not get all their guys together and concentrate an attack on a US base in Saudi Arabia? No, much easier to sneak Stanley knives onto planes and crash them into a major tourist attraction. And then get an express pass for themselves and their families into paradise. Deluded, yes. Courageous, no.
That said, you gotta love Maher for calling it as he sees it, standing by his remarks and getting up in Bill O'Reilly's grill so often. 
Now I'm going to try to lay off the serious stuff for a while. It gives me indigestion.