Objective Ministries: You Know, For Kids!

Okay, while we're at it, why not check out this here cyber-locality. This is one of the given examples of Poe's Law, the idea that it's difficult to distinguish between parodied fundamentalism and the proper crazy kind; my money's on parody, but then again, you never know. 

Check out the rest of the site while you're there, the orbital crucifix is worth the price of admission alone.

Happy Cruci-fiction Day!!

It's a mad mad mad mad mad world. Not only that, but for some reason I couldn't get a drink anywhere today. It's a bad time for us atheist alcoholics...

(About the Filipino crazies, what do you reckon the mentality is of the ones who dress as Roman centurions and hammer their mates onto crosses?)

Believe it or not, I was in a church today...

... and this is what I saw. Look closely, as most of the people I was with didn't see it at first.

Yes, this word collage espouses that most revered religious figure, the Carpet-eater of Nazareth. And yay, he rode into Des Kelly's on a donkey and there was much wailing and gnashing of teeth... I like to think that a closet atheist wrote this. Go Team Heathen!! 

I especially like it since all the other contributions were either trite self-help platitudes like "Believe in yourself (and Jesus)" or homely old school fire-and-brimstone sentiments like "Fear of the Lord is the beginnings of wisdom". 

Also, kudos for the Yoda-esque grammar. Oooohh, joiners he requires, heh heh heh heh heh!

Lookin' Good for Jesus

Want to look your best for the second coming? Need that little extra touch to be fabulous for the rapture? Well point yer peepers at this!

My tip for the next Blue Q range? How about some sanitary towels endorsed by a certain prophet? Come on, it's bound to be a big seller.