God Bless America! Unlike certain voices of late, I for one would like to support the US and A for its steadfast dedication to the safety of the American people and its, well, lets call it singular (and not autistic), adherence to the rules. For there is a certain foreign national who, at one point in time, was branded a terrorist by his own country, who is at present on a Homeland Security watch-list, and cannot enter the US without a waiver from the secretary of state.
No, we're not talking about Bertie. (Though, I've heard he's not going to be invited back.) We're talking about NELSON MANDELA.
Good. Keep him out, I say. He's a 90-year-old ticking time bomb of anti-US sentiment and bound to go off any minute. A speech at the UN HQ from Mandela could take out most of Manhattan. Think of the children!
Credit to Drop-out Boy.
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