Subject: susi saleeby
Date: Wed, 27 Sep 2006 19:31:51
dearest Reverend
i know we haven't met and you do not know who i am nor have you ever heard of me before nor have we ever spoken or corresponded by email in the past under any other assumed identity, but i have recently made contact by mail with a young girl named SUSI SALEEBY.
she has advised me that you are an acquaintance of hers and that you may act as a character reference for her and assure me that she is indeed the daughter of the late esteemed dr. elie saleeby whom i have read about on the interweb and not some random west african tealeaf. please tell me of your relationship with the girl and tell me about her - what size is she? i have some special garments i should like her to wear should she ever visit me in the isle of dogs.
kindest regards and meaningless platitudes
-simon chicanery
Subject: Thinking of you
Date: Fri, 29 Sep 2006 16:25:30
Hello My Dearest Simon,
How are you today?
I guess it is well if so thanks be to God almighty.honey please i want to know if you did reveived the last mail i send to you with the bank contact of my late father account in Senegal?if no please do let me know so that i can resend it again to you so that you can contact the bank on my behalf,thinking of you.
As i wait to hear from you soon.
My great regards
Miss Susi
with love & trust.
Subject: RE: Thinking of you
Date: Fri, 29 Sep 2006 23:33:51
Susi i fokking love yuo
i been drin kin a long time today an i decided you the girl for me i love you so fokkin much
i got up this mornin and went out into the field in which i live in and found one of my sheep and said gopod mornin an it was nice like usual but it wweren't as fokkin good as i ninow you an i would nbe togteher i fookin lobve you soo fojkkin miuc yioup;lre the fokin besft bettr than all the rest i jst want you to come her eand live me on the isle of whit e and we coud raise sheeps togethre and be hapy
i so sotrty i aint ben mailin you the last day or so cos i been busy buryin that girl what i did founed on the A3540 near my luxurty apartymnet blokx in the filed with all og korean asian sdheeps
i wan tto do nothin else tahn hepl you ghet out of that fokkin camp and come over hearr live wiht me in my luxury apatrment buildign
i fokkin lobe yuo
-sinom
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Subject: RE: Respond from Rev.Pedrol Dominic
Date: Fri, 29 Sep 2006 23:38:03
dare rwb
i aint no fokkin moron, i fokkin now the bilbe
god knwos i fokkin done some fokkin bad thnigs wehn i been on the moors late at nihgt an seeen some gril drivin in some landrevor wtah broked down and suhc an had me way wiht hre labradorrrsds
but fok;s sake i do loveb my dere SUSI
plees let her nkow tat
-siomnn
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Subject: RE: Thinking of you
Date: Fri, 29 Sep 2006 23:59:49
i hoep yuo knowe i fokkin love you
i lockde the sheep out tonihgt for you
-s
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Subject: sorry
Date: Sat, 30 Sep 2006 12:07:00
Susi
i am so sorry about last night. that was no kind of language to use in the company of a lady. i apologise. the truth is i was celebrating yesterday as i was acquitted due to lack of evidence. the boy's family was not happy but i was over the moon so i went down the pub called the ARSE AND TROMBONE and drank PIMS and SCHNAPS for 12 hours.
as for contacting the bank, i will do that STRAIGHT RIGHT AWAY. don't you worry my pet, we'll have you out of that filthy dangerous place in no time. would you like to come and visit me when you're out? you can stay in my pit, or as i like to call it, my murderhole. i promise to be nice and not to swear. i like bowls and olympic stabbing, what kind of sports do you like?
-simon
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Subject: Thinking of you.
Date: Sat, 30 Sep 2006 14:05:00
Hello My Dearest Simon,
I was surprise when i read your first & second mail of yesterday,but when i saw today mail it was then i know that is like you felt on top the world and was very happy yesterday,Anyway your apology is accepted,you know at time is good for one to have fun becuase is a free world.
Meanwhile i would have love to come over to your country as soon as i am out from this Camp,but i have to let you know this as i did not have an international passport or any valid documents for travelling this are my handicap why i need your assistant to help me make the transfer of my late father fund to your account over there in your country there you can send me some money to get my documents prepared for my traveling to come to your country to start a new life there.
Again i ,have to tell you this please promise me that you will not dissapoint me as i am falling inlove with you, i am promissing you that i will not dissapoint you in life,i am ready to spend all the rest of my life with you and i will be honest to you in every area in life as i did not have any other person around me.
please honey try to contact the bank and tell them that you are my Truistee/Foreign partner & beneficiary that you want to know the possibilities of transfering my father's money to your personal account in your country.
As i wait to hear from you soon,Thinking of you.
My great regards
Miss susi Saleeby
with love & trust.
Subject: REQUEST FOR TRANSFER OF DOSH PLEASE
Date: Sun, 01 Oct 2006 21:35:51
Dearest Mr. Bank Manager Omar sir:
PLEASE BE ADVISED AND WARNED THAT I - SIMON CHICANERY - WILL BE ACTING AS FOREIGNER TRUSTEE FOR THE LADY SUSI SALEEBY. PLEASE TRANSFER ALL FUNDS IMMEDIATELY RIGHT NOW.
Thanks and regards
S Chicanery MA
1 comment:
ROFL
i dont think ive laughed so hard in a long time. im a sb to so.. lol just gave me some new ideas to the next mails.
btw anyone know of a crash&burn virus i could plant in one of the mails ?
you know one of those that unfolds when they open the file ?
im not good at programming yet. but hopefully ill be good enough soon enough to actually hack the shit out of them and those filty pedos from russia
Regards
kinggore@hotmail.com for reply on the virus issue
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