21 February, 2008

Believe it or not, I was in a church today...


... and this is what I saw. Look closely, as most of the people I was with didn't see it at first.

Yes, this word collage espouses that most revered religious figure, the Carpet-eater of Nazareth. And yay, he rode into Des Kelly's on a donkey and there was much wailing and gnashing of teeth... I like to think that a closet atheist wrote this. Go Team Heathen!! 

I especially like it since all the other contributions were either trite self-help platitudes like "Believe in yourself (and Jesus)" or homely old school fire-and-brimstone sentiments like "Fear of the Lord is the beginnings of wisdom". 

Also, kudos for the Yoda-esque grammar. Oooohh, joiners he requires, heh heh heh heh heh!

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